So as a Canadian, I get to sit back and laugh at American politics and how everyone thinks it affects the rest of the world. Newsflash: we don’t care which of your crazy people you elect, because we’re already too worried about the culture bleeding across our shared border.
You see, believe it or not, sometimes it’s tough to hold onto the polite Canadian standard. You have ten times our population, so you manage to put out ten times the pop culture. It’s almost overwhelming sometimes, and while some of it is certainly awesome, some of it glorifies everything we see as being wrong with your society and that in a sealed room of our polite Canadian souls we’re afraid might come to pass on our side of the border. Some of it does, but that’s another discussion.
But sometimes your politics overwhelms regular pop culture and becomes the primary entertainment, and for months now far too much of the culture clogging up the airwaves and intertubes is Donald Trump. Yes, the rest of the Republican candidates would have been train wrecks, but Trump?
Entertaining Scottish insults and jokes about overgrown Oompa Loompas aside, he presents as a bizarre racist caricature of a human being unfit to be put in charge of hanging posters in a convenience store window (which takes a little skill and sometimes market knowledge, believe it or not), and I think most of the world has no concept of how he could possibly have won the nomination of one of your two dominant political parties to run for the highest office in your country. I know I’ve been watching a lot of the high points and I still don’t understand. Based on commentary from political pundits, no one does, except that the Republican base in the US is tired of the establishment candidates. (So is the Democrat base, but the establishment worked better to keep things on their preferred track this time. I’d be surprised if that happens the next time there’s a nomination race.)
But Trump? You guys are just f#@king with us, right?
A lot of us are still holding out a faint hope that he’s working a long game troll to get the Republican party to implode, but if we’re wrong (about the troll, not the implosion), I’m still holding the opinion that he isn’t electable to the general American public. And even if I’m wrong about that (please, no), he’ll be lucky to last a year in office before being impeached or shot.
That’s not a threat, it’s a prediction based on my reading of his personality and your screwed up political system. (And keep in mind that I’m not saying our political system is less broken, it’s just broken differently in ways that might be easier to fix given the political will. Jury’s out on whether we have that or not.)
Now, I know I’m just one voice in the chorus here, that there are literally millions of people who have already asked WT actual F is going on in American politics, but seriously, Donald Trump? I had a hard enough time understanding George Bush getting crowned appointed. Trump makes zero sense.
I’d like to understand. I really would. But I don’t think there’s a set of statements that will clarify things enough to get that understanding with any blend of logic and emotion.
I guess all I can do is settle in for months of sphincter-tightening entertainment, but I have to believe it’s going to turn out all right for you. The other option is too horrible to contemplate seriously.