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    Fan Expo Again

    by Okay, so as we all figured out yesterday, I’ve given in and allowed myself to be seduced by Fan Expo one more time. While they don’t appear to be making a big deal about it being Fan Expo 20, at least not yet, they are, as I suspected pulling out all the stops to get my money. Witness for the defense, a partial guest list. Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Captain Hammer, Frodo, The original Batman and Robin, The current Doctor, Freddy Krueger, Joxer the Mighty, Darth Maul, Richard Dreyfuss, Stan “The Man” Lee. Okay, the last two are real names, but even if you know Richard Dreyfuss from Close…

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    Fan Expo

    by I wrote a big long post last year about how fan Expo and I were breaking up. I extended the relationship metaphor into the whole “it’s not you, it’s me cliché”, coming down the side of no, wait, it’s you. (And it is, Fan Expo, make no mistake.) However, in the same post, I admitted that the likelihood of us getting back together for a weekend fling this year was high. This is Fan Expo number 20, and I know you’ll be pulling out all of the stops to get my money. And this is in spite of the fact that you’ve chosen to take place on Labor Day…

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    It’s Not You, It’s Me

    by No, really. I’m sorry, Fan Expo, but I’ve given this a lot of thought. I can’t handle the incompetent line management anymore. Or the inconsistent room management, or the constantly changing procedures, or the total lack of traffic flow planning or understanding. I feel like you’ve studied at the Ikea school of customer flow—one way in and one way out—but dropped out after the first day before you learned why and how it actually is made to work. And the escalators… ai-ya. Oh, and some consistent communication to your staff and security crew would be good, so they can deliver a consistent message when people have questions. Or even…

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    After Action Report: Fan Expo, Day 4

    by Sunday, crowd-wise, is a lot like Friday at Fan Expo. Crowded, but you can still move around. It’s also the last day of four at the con, so the overall speed of the crowd is often a little faster since time is now very limited. But some things aren’t faster. My son and I got in line at the top of the escalator to go to the bottom of the North Building and The Walking Dead panel. The line did not move. At first, this seemed to be because the escalator was malfunctioning. Again. After a few minutes, staff made it clear that the panel had no seating left.…

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    After Action Report: Fan Expo, Day 3

    by A little delayed, but lots of time for the first paragraph to contain useful advice. If you’re only going to Fan Expo one day next year, don’t make it Saturday. Really. It’s the most crowded day and suffers from the most line and traffic mismanagement by staff, not to mention the escalator breakdowns that happen every year. Saturday is the reason Fan Expo and I are on the rocks. Well, the ticket price is getting a little steep, too. My wife and daughters getting trapped outside the building because apparently they were over capacity, and then suddenly they weren’t. My son got trapped in a line up to get…

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    After Action Report: Fan Expo, Day 2

    by Friday is the first big day of Fan Expo. The crowds have come and it gets worse the later in the day it is. The con floor is pretty huge at Fan Expo. If you spent two minutes at every booth, you might be able to see them all in one day, but not after you add travel time in and only if you ignore Artists’ Alley, which is absolutely impossible to do. And there’s a little more in the hallway just outside the giant area enclosing the con floor. Which is where we found half the cast of Sailor Moon signing autographs. Sailors Moon, Mars, and Jupiter, plus…

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    After Action Report: Fan Expo, Day 1

    by Been quiet lately. The real world and family, and perhaps a demon or two. I’ve also been prepping a couple of things. More on those very soon, but at the moment I thought I’d put a couple of notes up about Fan Expo, the biggest con we go to and this was our fourth year in a row as a family. And since we’ve been back for a week and I’ve had a full work week since, things should be back to normal, right? If only I knew what normal was. Fan Expo runs Thursday to Sunday the last full weekend of August. Thursday is the most relaxing day…